I Want Jokes Now!

"The More You Laugh the Longer you Live"

Hi my name is Michelle or another name you could call me is wantjokes. This is common thing that I hear from many teachers. I don't know if it's true but laughing is good to do every once in a while. I love cats! (As you can see...)Everyone wants some joy and happiness in their life. That's why I created this site - for people to laugh and possibly even live longer. I hope you have a great time visiting my site. Don't forget to sign my guestbook. Write anything you want in it as long as it's not offensive. Don't forget to read the jokes and maybe even put a joke or two on the guestbook if you'd like.

URGENT: New affies page! If you were or want to be an affiliate, post that you were or want to be an affie here in the advertising box or chatbox (you can also e-mail me)! Restarting affiliates!

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Here Are Some Other Things For Fun Answers:

1. Answer: First you bring over the chicken. Then you come back and take the fox over to the chicken. Then you bring the chicken back to the feed and take the feed to the fox. Then you bring over the chicken to the chicken feed and fox and continue your journey to where ever you're going.

2. Answer: nothing fills in each blank.

If you eat nothing you'll die

The poor have nothing

The rich need nothing

Nothing is more powerful than god.

Frogger

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Contact Me

My e-mail is artysgirl659@aol.com and this is my site! My aim screen name that I go by is SilverStream659, so im me on aim, I'm on a lot! Questions, comments, or anything else please me by contact me by email. Don't forget to check my sites every now and then to check for updates! I hope you enjoy my site! It's ~~fun~~ REALLY fun with new things coming all the time. Check out Twitter! I'm Wantjokes, I don't put stuff up much, so don't be upset. Because I warned you!

November's Joke

Yo, sup people? Sorry, I haven't been on in a loong while. Well, I'm on now! Next month's my birthday! December 4th to be exact, so you're going to think of a REALLY awesome joke for me! I don't want a joke I don't understand or isn't funny for this special month, not just my birthday! Jesus was born this month too! It's Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, etc. too. Plus, happy new year! Woah, I'm getting WAY ahead of myself. This month is Thanksgiving, I have the whole month off so I'm happy! If you have a worthy joke to be Joke of the Month for December then put it where you can on my site or email me at artysgirl659@aol.com and I will decide. No joke is bad. Well if it makes no sense it's bad, but if it does make sure it gets to me to be put on my site. I will make a special spot for everyones jokes on my site. Just make sure the joke is appropiate and does not have bad language or anything. This joke I don't understand, that's one reason I put it up here? Can anyone explain this to me? Is it like another Neopet thing???

The Joke:

Question: What's a balon's favorite drink?

Answer: POP!!!

By: Leafy

That is our fave joke this month. Do you think you have a worthy joke? Send it to me by e-mail, sign up, there are many ways to get it to me somehow! Send the jokes for many to see! (It's probably a worthy joke of the month) Also, I wanna wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving, and if it's your birthday... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

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My FAVORITE series EVER!

My number 1 series is the Warriors series which is a book about cats. There are four clans, Thunderclan (this is my Clan, to find out yours click Warriors), Shadowclan (Jeanette's Clan even though she's allergic to kitties), Windclan, and Riverclan. The cats are constantly fighting over territory in the books. It is a great book. I'm looking forward to the next book in the new six book arch! There are many books to the series. The website which has many games and other features is www.warriorcats.com. They are written by Erin Hunter. My warrior name is Stealthtalon, find out yours! Jeanette's is Brambleeyes! Have fun!

How to Play the Warrior Cats RPG - Warrior Cats

Also, another book like Warriors (I didn't read it) is Seekers, you can learn about on the same site the Warriors is on. It is about bears. There are only a few books in the series so far.

ALSO: I plan on making reviews for each Warriors book and other books I'm reading and putting them on the site! Read along with me so we can chat about it if you want on the blog!!! Currently Reading:

Bluestar's Prophecy By: Erin Hunter,

Spying on Miss Muller By: Eve Bunting

and A Christmas Charol By: Charles Dickens

The Newest Books in the Series:

Bluestar's Prophecy (I'm reading it, I'll give ya the deets!)

Code of the Clans (I'm putting this one on hold, I'll give ya the deets!)

Coming Soon in the Series:

Warriors Omen of the Stars #1: The Fourth Apprentice

Available on November 24, 2009!!!

After the sharp-eyed jay and the roaring lion, peace will come. . . .

Four warrior Clans have shared the land around the lake as equals for many moons. But a prophecy foretells that three ThunderClan cats will hold the power of the stars in their paws. Jayfeather and Lionblaze know that they are two of the cats in the prophecy. Now the brothers must wait for a sign from StarClan to discover the identity of the third cat.

Meanwhile, Dovekit and Ivykit—kin of the great leader Firestar—are poised to become ThunderClan apprentices. Soon one sister will have an ominous dream—and will begin to realize that she possesses mystical skills unmatched by any other cat.

In the midst of a cruel season that threatens the lives of all four warrior Clans, bonds will be forged, promises made, and three young cats will start to unravel the secrets that bind them together.

Warriors Omen of the Stars #2: Fading Echoes

Available on December 8, 2010

Ravenpaw's Path Manga #1: Shattered Peace

Available on November 24, 2009!!!

Ravenpaw has settled into life on the farm, away from the Forest and Tigerstar's evil eye. He knows that leaving the warrior Clans was the right choice, and he appreciates his quiet days and peaceful nights with his best friend, Barley. But when five rogue cats from Twolegplace come to the barn seeking shelter, Ravenpaw's new life is threatened. He and Barley must try to find a way to overpower the rogues- before they lose their home for good.

Ravenpaw's Path #2: A Clan in Need

Available on April 6, 2010